Below are a few conversation patterns which I get to hear most of the time. Please pay attention to the orange colour parts.
Conversation I
A: *printing something*
B: Eh??!! Are you sure this is correct? How come seems darker?
A: *do not bother*
B: You sure this is correct huh?
A: *nod*
B: Ok ok then should be correct. Or maybe not…I think last time was lighter…or the same as this? I don’t know, maybe the same, maybe not. You know better because you liaise with customer yourself. But seem to me is darker. I don’t know. If you think correct then should be ok….
A: -_- ”’
Conversation II
B: You print this one. Make sure the sequence is correct. Don’t mix up. Be careful.
A: Ok.
B: *disturbing the printout, got them mix up*
A: *looking in dismay*
B: Eh??!! Is this supposed to be here? Are you sure this is the right arrangement? I thought this should be at the back? I mean the last piece, or it is supposed to be here? Is it at the front? I don’t know. Could be here, could be not. You are the one printing you should know better. Make sure they are in running numbers. *walk away*
A: @#%*#! If you don’t disturb, everything will be in RIGHT sequence lah. Duh! *the OS of my heart* -_- ”’
Conversation III
B: You come here. I want you to do this. Complete it in 15 minutes.
A: *nod*
B: Try to get it done in 15 minutes. This task is not too hard or maybe 20 minutes. Could be faster, could be slower. Maybe you will take longer time or shorter time. I don’t know. You try. Make sure you do it properly. Maybe it takes you 30 minutes also ok. I don’t know….*not finish talking yet*
A: *walk away impatiently*
B: Umm..I think you come back to get your work in one hour. By then everything will be done nicely. Don’t worry. Just give us a bit more time to get it done. * talk to customer*
A: -_- ”’
Conclusion: WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. JUST TELL ME THEN I SHALL DO IT FOR YOU. DON’T BIT AROUND THE BUSH AND STOP DISTURBING WHEN I AM DOING MY WORK. YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
